mybestkungfu's Diaryland Diary

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move over Martha Stewart: a Davison-Guevarra Christmas

i imagine the birth of christmas traditions starts pretty similarly...

"2 foot tree... that could work..."
"..can we/should we make ornaments?"
"i can see painted faces on wooden dowels and glue and unintended intoxication."
"...yeah lets make lame popcorn garlands."
"ok...and santas out of construction paper..."
"...i have coupons from Kernels."
"do you have any pipe cleaner?"
"...we can get GOOD popcorn."
"what do we do with pipe cleaner?"
"what CAN'T we do with pipe cleaner?"

"i can make a decoration of an elf doing a line of blow off a hooker's back."

7:27 p.m. - Dec. 05, 2005

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