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Toothpaste Application Statistics

if - in your bathroom cabinet - you have:
1 orange squeeze tube of Dep hair gel,
1 orange squeeze tube of St. Ives Apricot Face Scrub,
and 1 orange squeeze tube of Crest orange toothpaste...
what are the chances - (when the Distillery had
shots of Jager for $3.25 and you stumbled out
of there 2 hours later, clutching the boy's lapels like a drowning
woman) - of actually getting TOOTHPASTE
on your toothbrush at 3a.m?

- if you answered 'the same chances as getting romantic
after the elaborate sacrifice of your vegetarian spring rolls
to the porcelain gods while dirtbag boyfriend announces
"i'd help you hold your hair but this chopstick should do the trick",
before promptly passing out on the couch.'
you are correct.

9:46 a.m. - Oct. 23, 2005

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