mybestkungfu's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the tao of Linz "...so i'm seeing this new chick, " he says. i'm sitting there eating the unhealthiest sandwich ever. it's from KFC. it's a fat sandwich. it's lard wedged in a bun with spicy sauce. "...she's not really hot...maybe a 5..." i can't believe i paid 7 bucks to clog my arteries. "- actually she might even be a 4." i can't stop eating. "the thing is Faye..i've been trying to get with a hot girl for so long! i think i'm choking on lettuce. "the problem is, she hugs me too hard." 12:18 a.m. - Jan. 18, 2008 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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