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..and then this one time - at surf camp

*warning* crude content.

sex lessons from surf camp. (the least offensive has been chosen in order to maintain some friendships).

the buckaroo (in 3 easy steps):

1. to begin, you and the love of your life must assume the classic doggie position.

2. commence intercourse.

3. at the height of passion (timing is important), you (the boy) scream out her best friend/sister/professor's name.

4. enjoy her enthusiastic attempts to throw you off.

* extra points for style and graceful dismount.

* extra extra points for having a bag already packed.

- Hope everyone had a merry New Year!

for directions for the Houdini and the Sumo Downpound (including Reverse Sumo Downpound msn me later ;)

3:34 p.m. - Jan. 03, 2005

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