mybestkungfu's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- happy St. Paddy's! under the light of my recent unprecedented descent into alcoholism, i have discovered yet more reasons why i shouldn't be drunk. after 1 pint: 1) fits of verbal diarrhea - involving the divulging of personal details more often inappropriate in nature 2) if your brother/sister/best friend is hot i've already told him/her 3) air space boundaries have substantially increased which requires me to lean into people periodically while speaking to them at an already alarmingly close distance after 2 pints: 1) acute aversion to clothing 2) acute aversion to propriety 3) sudden tunnel vision which renders me completley indifferent to my environment (ie. people watching at the bar) 4)the fact that i was completley surprised when i was handed my bra from out of your coat pocket thursday morning... needless to say, this has been an eventful st. Patrick's week . 10:50 a.m. - Mar. 19, 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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