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step into face plant


we hop on this bus that seats about 30 -
the last few seats on the back of the bus have been removed
and beanbags and pillows and blankets have been thrown in
resembling a lounge.
*proving to be a nice change from sitting in a cramped position
after a hard day of paddling (and drinking)*.
we hop in and sit in the last few seats.
right away i introduce myself to a nice japanese girl
and dude from Edmonton who talks too much - who
reminds me of my sister's ex.


day 1
due to horrendous traffic conditions, we are stuck on
the bus an extra 4 hours. we amuse ourselves as
people get out and stroll along beside the bus
moving at a snail's pace. pee breaks are towels being
held up around the women folk.
when we finally make it to the beach
we learned the basics of catching white water waves.
timing - paddling - PADDLING, standing.


day 2
taught to catch unbroken waves which means reading the water
to see where the rips are and jumping on them to get past
the breakers. so more paddling. paddling!
so you stand on the beach and wait for a lull (a momentary respite
from breaking waves).
the reason for this is because it's going to be difficult to
swim with your board very far if you're going against the waves -
they just push you back to shore. so what you do is use the riptides
to pull you out. but if you still encounter waves, you can
dive underneath them - so instead of being pushed back towards
the shore - they roll above you. and you keep going like this
until you get in behind where the waves are breaking -
meaning - where they're just ROLLING - not crashing.
because waves break only on shallow water.


the tricks to get under waves are:
duck diving - diving into a breaking wave with your board
by doing something that looks like 'the worm'.
(we can't really do this one as the boards we have are foam core -
and are too bouyant).
eskimo roll - involves diving headlong into a breaking wave
- but taking your board and flipping it on top of you.
(similar to the position change - from 'woman on top' to 'missionary').
throwing your surfboard above the wave and diving underneath.
-so many people were doing this! don't do this!
there are a million of us (a MILLION of us surfers) on the beach
- you're going to hit somebody!


so we finally get out to non-crashing green waves. the water
here is freakin' murky and it's freaking me out. i hate not
being able to see into it. i'm a little shark nervous
as 2 people in the past 2 weeks have died due to shark
attacks. the second kid - there weren't even any pieces left
- an effing huge shark just grabbed him from his surfboard
and swam off.


but i'm not that nervous, so i sit back on my surfboard
and hope i look cool and genuine surfer, straddling my board, looking out
into the horizon waiting for a choice wave.


i only get to look cool for a few minutes before a surf instructor
swims up and says, 'get on your board, i'm going to give you
a push'. (crap! - i'm not ready! - the waves out here are HUGE
compared to the 2 inchers i've been riding).
'what are you afraid of?' he says, 'it's only water!'.
he has a point. if i fall, i only get wet.
and i don't want to look the fool.
i don't have a choice but to slide into the sweet spot.
this is the position you take on your board where you
prepare yourself for take-off.
a wave looms up behind. my nerves are a wreck. 'get ready!' he cries
the water heaves.
he pushes my board in the direction of land. 'get up!'.
i feel the board steady as the wave grips it. i stand up
for a few seconds
and when see the tip of my board dip into the water i know
that nosediving is inevitable.
if the wave is too steep - you have to turn off to the side -
but we haven't learned turning yet, so i crash
headlong into the watery depths. ie. i got caned. (water up your nose - with force -
is not comfy).
but none-the-less. i am the first one to get up on a green-water wave.
take that Laird!

3:34 a.m. - Jan. 06, 2005

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