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Sydneysider hater

Taken from a scene of a local TV show - which i think
sums up the masochism of the general australian population.

premise: boy meets girl. boy violates a few basic human rights
in order to pursue girl. girl is hurt and depressed and seeks advice
from authority figure.

girl: 'he treated me like an object'.

authority figure: 'he's not all bad. he's just misunderstood...
besides, if you think of it from his point of view,
you can kind of think of it, as a compliment'.

girl: (silence).

authority figure: 'well, you can't stay mad at him forever.'...

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it's nice to hear progressive thinking among the colonies...

i was at a pub last night walking to the bathroom
and some random said hello. i didn't want to talk
so i just smiled and nodded and kept walking.
then he yells 'hey, i was talking to you!'.
gawd!

which reminds me of a joke on maxim this month:

Q:'Do you know what's the smallest muscle in a sheep's ass?'.
A:'Apparantly, it's your dick! Hey-oh!'

moral of blog: those who lie with sheep, will bear a nation
of jackasses.

5:53 p.m. - May. 07, 2005

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