mybestkungfu's Diaryland Diary

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went for a drink with a few people yesterday.
we talked about the bloody bloody scorching weather and the
wonderful beaches and alcohol pop and house hunting and shoes.
it seems that the higher the estrogen ratio of a crowd -
the less likely you are to end up
leaving the bar - after a heated
discussion regarding the reappealing of bestiality lawys in
Texas and the unfounded accusations
of the Krazy Kristian Koalition against Spongebob squarepants
- with a newfound bosom buddy singing highly
inappropriate at the top of your lungs accompanied by the jingle of
half the establishments cutlery in your pockets.
but on the other hand you do get
to discuss the underrated merits of collecting footware.
but on the other other hand
no one will go out and buy you any.
so really what i mean is -
sometimes i miss the company of my smart, rude, opinionated, klepto friends.
sometimes i miss them a lot.
if any of you dirtbags reads this and mentions it to me - i'll kick your asses.

ps. did anyone catch the Paris Hilton episode of South Park?!
fuly sick bloody geniuses i tell you! GENIUSES!!
quit yer whining and just sit
down and watch it damnit.

3:34 p.m. - Jan. 24, 2005

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