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The Amazing Adventures of Jimmy Chew Bacca
I made her a sweater. I cut head and armholes out of a sock. Her fur tufts out of the armholes and it makes her look like Ross� monkey, Marcel. We pad down the hallway like thieves. Just so she can get some exercise. Just so she stops chewing the ends of my hair (apparently I spent three hundred dollars to look like an asshole). Her little legs pump up and down like a rabbit. She�s so cute I could step on her face. �Get in the elevator�, I say. She cringes as it heaves and hums � waiting for us to get in. Her tiny paw slips through the gap between the elevator and the door as she tries to step inside. �It�s alright�, I say. Maybe I�ll strap her to my leg next time. I press for the 4th floor. Looking for the Barbeque area� We wander aimlessly. I feel self conscious in my pajamas. Hit the elevator button again, ride it down again. She stands up the whole time. Her posture confident. I kick her in the ribs accidentally while we are getting out. She yelps. �Oops Sorry!� I say. Apparently at 8 weeks of age, any disturbing incident for a puppy can turn into Lifelong Irrational fears. Give me the bad pet owner badge right now. I hate it when people refer to themselves as �parents� to their pets. The first time I�m going to be a Mommy is to a human baby. This crying monkey in a sock is NOT my baby. She�s my iddy biddy widow Chewy Choo Choo.
6:05 p.m. - Jun. 13, 2006
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