mybestkungfu's Diaryland Diary

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are you there God?

it's been 4 hours after you've -
a)inadvertently run over someone in the parking lot(again), b)had unprotected sex with possible serial killer(is it Friday already?), c)stolen a bunch of money (does it count if it's from the serial killer you ran over in the parking lot?)- d)written that fucking wretched final -
now you: catholic, sitting prone in your shower, trying to make deal with God.
'Here's the deal, God.' says you.
'If you could possibly let me by without any incident i would gladly be more of x and less of y'.
except God just says what he said last time, 'Repent and mend your ways'.
and you keep thinking about that story about that kid
that stuck his hand in a cookie jar and the only way he could get his hand out
was if he let go of most of the cookies and just took one.
What the hell are you going to do with just ONE cookie?
But then what the hell did u do with half a dozen?
You just got crumbs everywhere.
It's tricky when the Quantity and Quality values are really close together.

4:01 p.m. - Dec. 15, 2005

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