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drinking and surfing like wine and cheese

oi! and sometimes we stopped drinking long enough to haul our asses on our gigantic boards. i think the sharks were actually repelled by the smell of alcohol evaporating from our pores.

surf camp: part two
i have previously neglected to mention the copious amounts of drinking that is encouraged/mandatory the millisecond you shrug out of your wet suits.
ass cheeks hit bus seats and the ritual passing down of cold stubbies
-hand to hand from the front of the bus to the back- begins.

the first night saw us at 'surf camp'. pretty basic(training). 3 bunkbeds per room.
got stuck with 'Talksalot'. but whatever - at least it's co-ed and there's hot running water(today).
dinner was buffet spaghetti n' veggies n' bread n' booze under a tent and a friendly wandering pit pull looking for scraps of food.

after dinner we get bussed out passed the bridge into the dark dark woods.
(yeh - it's only a 10 minute walk but who wants to wander around at night in the outback?!)
we get taken to a pub(?). i don't know if this is a community place or just for the surf camp people
- but we're the only people there and the instructors seem to have run of the place.
there's enough of us to make the place look busy and with the equestrian sized cockroaches well you know tha party's on!
and time for drinking games!

i think the theme for the night was 'cold hard facts regarding your surf buddies' sexual repertoire in the least possible amount of time possible.'
hint: if you're playing 'little piggy' - watch where you choose to kiss the little pig.
i got kissed on the eyeball.
but someone else got a butt cheek smooch.
AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
blah blah more drinking. blah blah mingle mingle.
drink. yada yada. drunk. yada - disrespected? punch someone in chest! yada - where shoe? yadrbla derblah who's driving? derkajihad. pass out.

-- WAKE UP CALL AT 7AM SUCKERS!!!

3:34 a.m. - Jan. 09, 2005

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