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dried what penis?

i bought a bag of dried fruit from
the shop downstairs.
it's a mix of shriveled goodies.
the apricot, mango, and banana are easily identifiable.
the pineapple coins(?) not so much.
and tastes less so.
but there are these brown, cylindrical..things.
the co-workers don't want anything to do with them.
'they look like cat treats. get them away from me.'
it looks more like cat doo.
what the hell are they?
and who can i trick into eating them?

10:58 a.m. - Apr. 20, 2006

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