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DNA R&D

what do you get when you combine the new American trend of DNA testing with the old pastime of lawsuit filing?
Benefits of finding your true ancestry:
not just for abandoned kids anymore!

For a mere $99 - $250 USD, you can purchase your own DNA kit that will allow you
To chart your ancestry and thus apply/sue for benefits/entitlements that are rightfully be yours.

3% asian descent? Check off the �asian� box in your college
application form and get a scholarship!
2% Native Indian? health services and casino profits
(that�s what I�m talkin� about) could be at your fingertips.
5% Scottish with possible ties to the Duncans?
Ask for one of the small castles the family built using the blood and
toil of slaves that were your ancestors.
10% British Isles? No wonder you�re face looks like a butt. Although,
check if you can get a genetic birthright to citizenship.

So whether your goal is to validate your eligibility for race-based college admissions/job applications, government entitlements,
or just want a small handout,
a simple DNA kit can be the excuse that says
�yes, it�s ok to ask for things you haven�t earned in this lifetime�.

"Naturally when you're applying to college you're looking at how your
genetic status might help you," a Mr. Moldawer of Maryland says.

Naturally.

2:53 p.m. - Apr. 13, 2006

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