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My Big Fat Filipino/Italian Wedding

really the only option for me right now is to stop eating.
At least until the wedding.
that's 9 days.
i can still lose about 6 lbs. which would get rid of the the Muffin Top effect -
ie: gut spillage over waistband of pants, skirts, muumuus etc.
It seems that the pringles and pizza have won.
i've already checked out liposuction sites and it takes
2 WEEKS for recovery.
I'm approximating - as they recommend LIGHT OFFICE WORK 2 days after surgery,
one would probably require more days of rest for Vegas damage.
plus i don't know how to siphon 3 grand from
the Powers That Be (mom)'s account and not have anyone (mom) notice.
yes, in hindsight i should have been working out everyday since
The Crazy One (still mom) decided that we MUST have a professional photographer up our butts for most of the day but (insert poor excuse here)
and blan blah blah...
and here we are!
it's barely 4pm and i'm starving.
the muffin tops are screaming for garlic bread.
i wonder if they have drive-thru lipo in Vegas.

12:35 p.m. - May. 18, 2006

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