mybestkungfu's Diaryland Diary

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Happy Barfday

Happy Barfday to you (repeat 2x)
Happy Barfday dear Jebus-san.
Happy BAAAAARFDAAAAAAAY TOOOO YOUUUUUUU.

And today, when i'm hugging that
porcelain midget, my thoughts will wander briefly (ever so) to the day
when i first met your long-haired, sleaze-bagged, ennui-sodden self
and i will wretch (ever so) extra hard
in your honour.

Here's to running into fat old friends (bitches), and narrowly missing the crazies (F*** yo' couch, N***azz!!).

5:36 p.m. - Jul. 21, 2006

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