mybestkungfu's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- love monkey number 9 psychologists state that love is comprised of 3 parts: one part proximity. one part similarity. one part attraction. it's the proximity that messes you up. you think you've found your soulmate amid the maze of paperwork and mindless drudgery that is your white collar job - but alas it is only because she's the only coherent piece of ass you see regularly for weeks at a time. and the normally inconsequential similarities between the two of you have gradually take on unfathomable meaning. like the fact that you both like 7-Up mixed with orange Crush. or your shared insatiable lust for reading fiction. if you're lucky you'll realize your error before you sell all your shit and move to the Philippines with her. one test you can conduct after 8 months of bliss is to plan a trip away for a month. you can say that you need to help your best friend move between states. if within that time frame you busy yourself with researching the native flora, fauna and employment opportunities of a culture that socially embraces the straddling of the gender fence, then you might just love her and you just might be in this for the long haul. if within this time frame you start by missing her horribly, then missing her not so horribly, then discover that South Park takes some of the edge off, then you just might be the victim of proximity induced love. it is more obvious if you suddenly start having flashbacks of how your ex-girlfriend used to have this really cute way of wrinkling her nose at the homeless but mysteriously have no recollection of the events that lead to your untimely break up. if you're lucky you still have time to get the deposit back from graphic designer you hired to do your wedding invitations. if you're super lucky your ex-girlfriend will by now be tired of sleeping with all her (and some of your) hot guy friends since you parted ways and is willing to give things another shot. it's ok though, she didn't have sex with Marco, your best friend. (he's been hanging around since you've been gone). 1:59 a.m. - Feb. 08, 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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