mybestkungfu's Diaryland Diary

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happy halloween! embrace the monster within

i went as a witch.
he went as a robot.
so basically we just dressed up as we already were.

scene from the Halloween party:
into a conversation with a guy wrapped in tin foil.
'are you an actor as well?' i enquire. i just got introduced to his actress friend, Gigantic Fro Girl.
'no, just her.' he replies, 'I'm a lawyer'.
'oh.' i say, 'basically the same profession then?'.

on getting my just desserts...
ie. a slice of long awaited blueberry gallette -
(i've been waiting for you since i first heard about you Wednesday),
5 lbs of Reeses Pieces clinging to my abs,
some homemade jams (i helped),
and finding out that the thing that makes gummy candy yummy and squishy is a fatty component from animal muscles.

observation number 134: my speech and mannerisms change - sometimes drastically - depending on audience.
hypothesis #1: i'm the puppet.
hypothesis #2: you're the puppet.
hypothesis #3: my interface is programmed to accomodate a range of users -
from the fully functional to the the mildly retarded.
hypothesis #4: i just want to be loved.
hypothesis #5: *barfing into pillowcase*

11:16 p.m. - Oct. 30, 2005

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